Chapter 38 The End of the Universe is an Old Lady
Chapter 38 The End of the Universe is an Old Lady
The White Bone Demon is pondering a question.
Is it the intelligence of those with brains or the intelligence of those without brains?
How come these fellow demons are not as good as me, a brainless white bone demon?
Money can be earned back, but a lost conscience can be earned even more.
You can learn a lesson from being scammed, but can you learn even more lessons if you lose your brain?
My skull is a little itchy; I feel like my brain is growing in.
The White Bone Demon thoughtfully used Aunt Qin's phone to report the incident to the police.
Aunt Qin's face was very ugly: "She's trying to scam me! No way, I have to find her and give her a piece of my mind."
The two middle-aged women nodded in agreement: "We must find her. She almost got Xiao Gu into trouble. Don't worry, Xiao Gu, we'll find that little bitch right away."
"Ladies, don't be impulsive. Once the police arrive, you'll know that the scam is definitely a gang," Gu Bai quickly reassured them.
"Wait a minute, as long as she's still in the new district, she can't escape." The three middle-aged women were very angry.
"Oh, right," Aunt Qin suddenly slapped her forehead, "There's one more thing, isn't there a crazy person in your neighborhood who releases animals?"
"Yes, she is." Gu Bai nodded. "What happened to her?"
"Stay away from her. This lunatic keeps coming to our door, talking about accumulating good karma. It's like a cult or pyramid scheme."
"Explain in detail."
"She went to my best friend's house late at night. I didn't even know her. She said there was an event where people released animals to accumulate merit and pray for divine protection, and she would give away ten eggs."
As Aunt Qin spoke, she laughed to herself: "That guy, even I'm laughing. Aren't eggs living things? If the gods are so powerful, why don't they hatch the eggs and raise them to adulthood?"
"Exactly, that's so stingy. What kind of company gives away eggs for free? These days, supermarkets give away twenty eggs and a bottle of water when they open." Aunt Liu curled her lip, looking disdainful.
Aunt Wang said disdainfully, "Being so stingy, you can't really count on them."
"Did you cause any trouble? Did you report it to the police?" Gu Bai asked.
"No need for security, just a little bit of hardship. My good friend called more than a dozen people and lectured her for two hours. She couldn't stand it anymore and ran away." Aunt Qin said with a proud look.
Gu Bai gave a thumbs up: "Impressive. From now on, report this to the police directly."
"It's just that we're afraid of causing trouble for the community. It's a small matter, we can handle it ourselves," said Aunt Qin, hands on her hips. "In this area, I've never lost a fight. And who doesn't know me after a round of square dancing?"
When the security guards arrived, Zhang Yu followed them.
"Brother Bai, three aunties," Zhang Yu greeted them, "Three aunties, tell me in detail where you met them, and do you know their addresses?"
"I don't know, I met him while I was square dancing," said Aunt Qin.
"Could you please come with us to review the surveillance footage, identify them, and investigate their whereabouts?" Zhang Yu asked.
"Looking for someone? Hey, it's no big deal." Aunt Qin waved her hand and took out her phone: "Sisters, can you help me find these three people? They used to dance with us in the square. We thought they danced well and wanted to dance with them again tonight."
"Is this...is this going to work?" Zhang Yu asked in astonishment.
"As long as it's still in the new district, there's nothing I can't find," Aunt Qin said confidently.
"Then you guys go ahead with your work, I'll head back now."
The White Bone Demon made her escape.
"Little Gu, next time I'll definitely introduce you to a good one," the three aunties said hurriedly.
"Brother Bai is really popular," Zhang Yu chuckled.
"That's right, Xiao Gu is a good boy. You should take good care of him in the future. You're Lin Xia's son, right? He's really handsome. Are you married yet...?"
Listening to the conversation behind him, the White Bone Spirit's oil gate was fully activated, and he ran even faster.
The White Bone Demon had no intention of getting married, because she was useless to him.
……
Quietly busy with needlework, and after finishing, lie flat on the bed, relaxed and comfortable.
Those fellow creatures are pitiful; what kind of life can they possibly lead?
They lived a life of hiding and fleeing, sometimes hungry, sometimes full.
The life of a homebody is the most comfortable.
"Hehe, hehehe..."
As she pondered, the White Bone Demon chuckled softly and drifted off to sleep in the tranquil surroundings.
Two o'clock in the morning.
"We are all mortals, born into this world, toiling away day and night, never finding a moment's rest..."
The White Bone Demon groggily opened her eyes, picked up her phone, and saw an unfamiliar number.
Treat it as fraud and hang up.
"You and me..."
Hang up and block.
"You and me..."
Is this never going to end?
The White Bone Demon clicked the call button and said in a sinister tone, "You'd better really have something to say. Disturbing my sleep could have dangerous consequences!"
"So you're Gu Bai?" a cold voice rang out. "You're quite arrogant, aren't you? I heard the entire new district is yours?"
"Huh?"
The White Bone Demon instantly regained her senses: "What do you mean? Who are you?"
"Wu'an Team, Li Qingfeng," came the cold voice.
"So it's the Wu'an team... Wait, Wu'an? What do you want with me?" The White Bone Demon was completely bewildered.
The Wu'an team is primarily responsible for arresting, pursuing, escorting, transporting, and confronting dangerous terrorists with heavy firepower.
Their equipment is one level higher than that of the security forces.
However, there is no Wu'an team in the new urban area; they are all still in the city center and haven't moved here yet.
Could it be that the other party has already found out about his bone fragments?
But that doesn't make sense. If they found out, they should have quietly and forcefully come to your door, not called you.
The White Bone Demon tried to salvage the situation: "My good citizen, Uncle Wu'an!"
Li Qingfeng: "Do you know Gu Xiaojiao?"
"Gu Xiaojiao?" The White Bone Demon was a little dazed and decisively denied it: "I don't know him."
"Don't you know me?" Li Qingfeng smiled and turned to look at the person behind him: "Your brother Bai said he doesn't know you, so don't make baseless accusations and frame an innocent citizen."
You fucking...
Gu Xiaojiao, I have no grudge against you, how dare you harm me, the White Bone Demon?
I used to think you were good at handling things, but now it seems you're good at causing trouble.
"Brother Bai, Brother Bai, it's me, Gu Xiaojiao, from Baijiaying in Longwang Town. We used to pull pigs together." Gu Xiaojiao's urgent voice came.
"I really don't know you... Goodbye."
"If you don't want us to come to your door, you'd better not hang up," Li Qingfeng said coldly. "Now, right now, come here."
"I'm just a pig handler. I only knew him when we were pig handlers in Dragon King Town. Gu Xiaojiao, don't get me into trouble!" the White Bone Demon said angrily.
"Now, head straight to the main gate of District 9. I'll be waiting for you here, through wind and snow." Li Qingfeng sneered, "Such arrogance! You're Brother Bai from the New District, right? I've heard you have connections and influence. I'd like to see just how powerful your connections really are!"
"Gu Xiaojiao, why the hell didn't you go looking for Guo Jin, but you came looking for me?" the White Bone Demon roared.
"Brother Bai, Lao Guo has also been detained. Zhang Yu asked me to call you," Gu Xiaojiao said.
"Brother Bai, please save me. I'll patronize your business next time." Another voice rang out, sounding somewhat familiar.
That sound... like a skinny person?
How did they get mixed up like this?
Why would you want to support my business? I have no trouble selling my pork!
"It's less than two kilometers, I'll give you ten minutes," Li Qingfeng said.
Snapped
The phone hangs up.
The White Bone Demon gripped her phone, her eyes gleaming with a fierce light: "What the hell did I do to deserve being a shut-in?"
"You and me..."
The phone rang again; it was Zhang Yu calling: "Did Gu Xiaojiao call you?"
"I did." White Bone was in a bad mood. "What's this all about? Why are you coming to me?"
"Gu Xiaojiao was someone we arranged to go fishing. He was captured by people from Wu'an, and they refuse to let him go."
Zhang Yu spoke very quickly: "He won't listen to any of our explanations..."
"That's none of my business."
Zhang Yu said, "I know Li Qingfeng, but for some reason, he won't answer anyone's calls this time. Fortunately, he's a filial son and listens to his mother."
"Then go find his mother."
"Aunt Qin is his biological mother."
"What the heck?"
"The Qin aunt who bought your meat is his biological mother. I have her contact information, but her phone is off. Don't you have the contact information for the other aunties? See if you can get in touch with them. Captain Li called you before, but you blocked him. You should call Aunt Liu right now."
White Bone Demon: "..."
Okay, okay, so the end of the universe is an old lady, right?
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