strokinit Chapter 137 I Understand That Self-Defense Is Being Played By Him
Chapter 137 I Understand That Self-Defense Is Being Played By Him
"Hehe, hehehe..."
Yang Meng'er held the book and giggled. She didn't know what plot she had seen. She looked like a crazy girl.
Lin Yi reached out and knocked on the table.
She was startled, looked up and saw Lin Yi, hurriedly stuffing the books into the drawer, like a child caught by the teacher.
Seeing her look like this, Lin Yi couldn't help but roll his eyes.
Those who didn’t know better thought you were watching a short movie.
Why are you so guilty? !
Yang Meng'er's face turned red, her head lowered, her fists clenched, not to mention how embarrassed she was.
"Hey~"
Lin Yi sighed and tapped his fingers on the table.
(After class, go directly to the dormitory and wait for me)
(…)
At this time, Yang Meng'er's pretty face was completely red, obviously thinking of some strange things.
(I'm hungry and don't have the energy. How about... wait until I'm full?)
(Or...I'll lie down and you move?)
Lin Yi asked three black people question marks.
After just reading for a day, how did the green little apple become so dirty?
This reminded him of an emoji from his previous life.
(Before Tomato, After Tomato.jpg)
Lin Yi unceremoniously gave her a brainstorm!
Yang Meng'er stuck out her tongue mischievously, picked up her book and walked towards the dormitory.
Go back and wash your hands, and then wait for Brother Lin to explore under the covers.
Hey hey hey...
Her cheeks were blushing and her pace was cheerful, as if she couldn't wait.
Lin Yi's head was full of black lines, and he felt that all the things he met were fucked up. !
He shook his head and asked Guo Ba to wake up the remaining students to eat in the cafeteria.
People are iron and rice is steel. If you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry.
When you grow your body, you can't be hungry.
Lin Yi was also very hungry and went straight to the second floor of the cafeteria.
"Yo~ Isn't this Teacher Lin?"
"Same old today?"
"A copy of each?"
The pig-faced mask chef smiled sinisterly and said that this time he would not stop until he slaughtered Lin Yi into meat paste.
There are no other teachers making trouble, let's see if you die!
Once Mr. Li died, the chef was responsible for everything.
His salary for the first half of the year was directly deducted, not to mention how much he hated this damn Teacher Lin.
I can't wait to cut this man into pieces.
Lin Yi glanced at him coldly, then smiled like an old fox.
"This time, I want it all!"
"What did you say?!"
"I said I want them all!"
Lin Yi repeated it again.
The chef with the pig face mask was stunned for a moment, and then he was ecstatic.
Hahaha!
you are done!
You are doomed this time!
"Remember, I said everyone, not each one."
Lin Yi smiled, his eyes fell on the window of the cafeteria, his eyes twinkling.
The students are all growing, and I don’t know if they can make up for it.
"I'm afraid that if you have some life, if you don't have life to eat!"
he said viciously.
Then he called a few helpers from the kitchen to put the ingredients on plates and pile them on the table.
Soon, under the astonished eyes of all the teachers, five long tables were occupied by various delicacies.
Each dish exudes a rich aroma that will tempt people to drool.
Apart from anything else, this pig head's craftsmanship is indeed amazing.
However, compared to the chef in his village who specializes in making running water banquets, the cooking quality is still a little inferior.
"Eat it!"
"If you can't eat it, I'll chop you into pieces and feed it to the rats!"
The chef kept smiling evilly, and this time it was finally his turn to feel proud.
Lin Yi ignored him, sat down, picked up his chopsticks and began to taste the food.
The chef became even more aggressive when he saw this. He didn't believe that this kid could finish all these.
As long as the other party breaks the rules, he has countless ways to torture the other party.
Jie Jie Jie...
"Hey~ Teacher Lin is a good person, it's a pity..."
"Confused, Teacher Lin!"
"For the sake of him helping me with my class today, I will offer two more incense sticks later."
The teachers around talked a lot and expressed sympathy and regret for Lin Yi.
What puzzled them even more was, is it necessary for Mr. Lin to ruin his own life in order to get angry with the chef?
Today, there is no idiot like Mr. Li to help him get rid of the thunder.
Hey~ What a pity.
The chef with the pig face mask was also very cheerful, as if he had seen Lin Yi's miserable appearance.
only……
When he turned his head, he saw that the guy had finished his bowl of pasta and was about to get up and leave.
"Why are you going?"
The chef asked in a daze.
"I've eaten and drank enough, of course I need to find a place to digest."
"..."
"Waste food, violate the rules of the cafeteria, and die!"
The chef was overjoyed, picked up the knife and fork and rushed towards Lin Yi.
"Who said I wasted food."
Lin Yi glanced at him lightly, "The rules didn't say that it must be eaten in one meal, can I keep it for supper?"
"you!!!"
The chef was choked, and stopped in place with a sudden brake.
It really doesn't say this rule.
"Fuck, is there such an operation?"
"Nice! Admire, admiration, why didn't I think of it?"
"As expected of Mr. Lin, the brain circuit is very strange."
Hearing the compliments from the teachers around him, Lin Yi sneered in his heart, these mentally handicapped people are going to clean you up tonight.
Chef's expression now is worse than eating shit.
So many dishes wasted again.
The losses are all credited to his salary!
Now, all the wages for the second half of the year will be deducted.
The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, his eyes were scarlet: "I'm going to kill you!"
As soon as the voice fell, he rushed over with his whole body.
Lin Yi stood motionless on the spot, raised his right foot, and kicked it out violently.
Click!
"ah--!!!"
The screams pierced the sky and shook all directions.
The chef with the pig face mask flew upside down and slammed into the wall, spraying blood all over the floor.
"Pfft~"
There was a sound of breathing from around, and all the teachers stared at Lin Yi dumbfounded.
So strong!
"A mere A-level Lunar Realm, I really think I'm afraid you won't succeed?!"
Lin Yi patted his trouser legs, silently waiting for the announcement from the whole school.
"Everyone saw Ang. The other party moved first. I was just avoiding danger, and I didn't take any responsibility at all."
Zhang San, who gambled wildly outside the law, said he was familiar with this operation.
Everyone was stunned by Lin Yi's operation, it's just... so flamboyant!
[The head chef provokes troubles and violates school rules, please report to the school office immediately]
The radio sounded, and the chef who was stuck in the wall spit out a mouthful of old blood again.
"My surname is Lin, I didn't play with you..."
Soon, a group of patrolling security guards wearing elephant masks dragged the chef away.
But Lin Yi was still calm, as if nothing had happened.
He looked around and said lightly, "What a delicious table, don't waste it."
With a wave of his hand, the five dining tables and the food on the tables were included in the blood diamond.
Is it not too much for the victims to pay compensation?
Well, not too much.
Anyway, the responsibility lies with the head chef and has nothing to do with him.
[Ms. Lin, Class 2, 3rd year, took out food from the cafeteria, which violated the school rules, please report to the school office immediately]
【Ms. Lin, please report to the school office immediately...】
【Report...】
【road……】
The intrusive sound of the broadcast silenced the audience, and everyone looked at each other, not knowing what to say.
What's the matter?
Is there a twist in the story?
"Hehe, finally can't sit still?"
Lin Yi lowered his head and pondered for a moment, the corners of his mouth curled up, "Then let's go for a while, now, Lao Yang must be in the precepts..."
He walked out of the cafeteria slowly, and the crowd around him receded like a tide.