strokinit Chapter 143 Congratulations, Happy To Be A Father
Chapter 143 Congratulations, Happy To Be A Father
"Woooo!!"
Let’s settle the pre-dinner desserts for more than 20 people first.
Each bite is crispy, tender and juicy, and melts in your mouth.
After taking care of more than 20 teachers, there were very few management members left in the entire school.
In theory, the rules of the school building have completely broken down.
The head chef of the cafeteria was also hacked to death by the actors, leaving a few rats to fear.
Now only the aggregation of dormitories is left struggling.
Once this is done, the rules for the three areas will be in vain.
Lin Yi didn't believe it anymore. If the rules collapsed, could the world inside collapse?
But what to do with this aggregate?
Lin Yi was a little troubled.
While he was racking his brains, he suddenly discovered that the polymer appeared strangely at the door of dormitory 405.
Fog of different colors converged towards it from all directions.
Among them, the pink mist emitted by Yang Menger is the thickest.
"Suck~"
"Ka&@#Ka#&%@KaKa..."
The polymer grinned to the extreme and let out an excited and weird whisper.
The gray mist surrounding him gradually turned pink.
The ferocious appearance gradually faded away, revealing its original appearance.
"What a kun ball!"
Lin Yi was inexplicably surprised.
So is this what the polymer really looks like?
It was a basketball trick covered with white fluff.
Unfortunately, the current positive emotions are not enough to wash away the boundless resentment in his body.
The black tentacles wrapped around Kun Qiu, seeming to be sucking the opponent's spiritual power.
Once he loses the baptism of positive emotions, it may not take long for Kun Qiu to lose consciousness and return to his previous ferocious appearance.
"Kaku... Lila Lila..."
Kun Qiu faced the door of the dormitory and uttered a language he couldn't understand.
It looked like he was craving for more emotional energy.
"Fairy, can you understand?"
"..."
"What do you think?"
"Sorry for disturbing you."
Lin Yi apologized awkwardly.
"Kaku kaku!"
Seeing that Lin Yi didn't respond, Kun Qiu made another strange call.
"Can you speak Chinese?"
"...Kaku?"
"Chinese,中文~"
"Kaku!"
"dad!"
"???"
Lin Yi was stunned.
That's not the joke.
"I don't have any offspring as ugly as you."
Lin Yi looked disgusted, and he would never admit it.
"Mom, mom!"
"Kaku~!"
Although one person and one ball were separated by the door panel, Lin Yi could sense that the person Kun Qiu was calling was Yang Meng'er on the bed.
"Congratulations on becoming a father."
Emperor Shitian gloated and joked.
Lin Yi pouted, "I don't have the ability to give birth to a curse spirit."
"Hehe... Good boy, my name is Mom... Let your dad work hard later and give you more brothers and sisters... Hehe..."
Suddenly, intermittent murmurs and giggles came from the sleeping Yang Menger.
"Mama...Mama..."
Kunqiu outside the door was swallowing the pink mist emitted by Yang Meng'er, while dancing and calling his mother's nickname.
Lin Dun suddenly understood.
It seems that Kun Qiu read the contents of Yang Meng'er's dream while swallowing her emotions.
This caused Kun Qiu, who had just regained some consciousness, to have an illusion.
Thinking that the child in the dream is itself.
Mistakenly identifying the two as parents.
Such a dramatic development made Lin Yi dumbfounded, but secretly lamented the uncertainty of fate.
"Fairy, is there a way to fall into a dream?"
"Are you sure you want to do this?"
"Um."
"Okay, let me help you."
Lin nodded, closing his eyes and concentrating.
"Remember, in other people's dreams, others are the absolute masters of their dreams, so don't try to resist."
"If you are in danger, just shout three times that I am Shabi, and I will pull you back by then."
Lin Yi: "..."
What a weird code this is.
Can't you do something about the earthly world?
While speaking, Emperor Shitian had already finished casting the spell.
Lin Yi fell straight next to Yang Menger and fell into a dream.
………
Yang Meng'er's dream has changed.
"This is where?"
Opening his eyes, Lin Yi looked around and found that he was on a sea of flowers.
Looking around, there are clusters of flowers, fragrant and brilliant.
The pink mist floating in the air is lightly fragrant and refreshing.
The petals fall softly on the body, as comfortable as feathers.
"Is this a dream?"
I raised my hand to pick off a petal, smelling the fragrance, and felt comfortable.
"Hehehe~"
Suddenly, a clear and pleasant voice appeared behind him.
Turning around to look, Yang Meng'er was standing in the depths of the sea of flowers in a pure white gauze dress, with a pretty face and a slight smile, like an angel who accidentally fell into the mortal world.
"Brother Lin, go home for dinner."
Yang Meng'er ran happily on thousands of flowers and threw herself into Lin Yi's arms in the blink of an eye.
In an instant, before Lin Yi could react, the surrounding scenes had shattered and disappeared.
If not to say it was a dream, there was no logic, it was all based on imagination.
Lin Yi was stunned when the two of them appeared on a luxurious round bed.
Looking down, my chest felt slightly wet.
"Meng'er, why is your nose bleeding?"
Yang Meng'er heard the sound, stretched out her hand and wiped it, and it was indeed stained with a wisp of Yin Hong.
She quickly took out a tissue and wiped it, pouting and complaining.
"I hate it! It's all your fault! Why do you look so good-looking!"
Lin Yi: "..."
I obviously didn't do anything! ! !
"I'm going to punish you for giving me a hundred children!"
"hiss--"
This punishment is a bit harsh! ! !
Lin Yi took a breath.
Have a hundred children?
Are you kidding me? You can't do such an outrageous thing even if you donate money, right?
Let alone doing it yourself.
"snort!"
Yang Meng'er shook her head arrogantly, "You have to agree anyway!"
Lin Yi nodded helplessly.
Anyway, it’s just Huang Liang Yimeng, whatever you say is what it is.
In an instant, the surrounding scenes began to fly by quickly.
Yang Meng'er got what she wanted, she turned against the guest and tormented the little girl under her with all her strength.
This should be Lin Yi's fastest time, and he didn't feel anything.
When he came back to his senses, Yang Meng'er was already sitting on the sofa watching TV with her big belly.
"Is this... the end?"
Lin Yi scratched his head and looked at Yang Menger, feeling that something was missing.
"Husband, my stomach hurts so much. Am I going to give birth?"
Yang Meng'er clutched her stomach and moaned in pain. Lin Yi was so frightened that he hurriedly helped her up and ran to the hospital.
Although he was in a dream, the tension of becoming a father was still there.
Yang Menger was sent to the obstetrics and gynecology department to deliver the baby.
At this moment, Lin Yi was pacing back and forth anxiously.
Finally, the sound of a baby's hoofbeats came.
"Congratulations to Mr. Lin. Mother and son are safe. You are a rich man."
The nurse smiled sweetly.
Lin Yi stared blankly at the...basketball in her hand? ? ?
"How do you know that this is a rich man?"
"Without Kunkun, wouldn't it be like a thousand pieces of gold~"
The nurse rolled her eyes at him angrily.
"..."
I actually used the elimination method...
Lin Yi had never been as speechless as he was today.