Pulling Out The Gun Of St. Jolanginus, I Decided To Keep A Low Profile

214] 【Curiosity Killed The Cat】



214] 【Curiosity Killed The Cat】

In the family atmosphere of deep love between mother and daughter, mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, everyone laughed and ate a breakfast.

As for whether it is really a deep love between mother and daughter, and harmony between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, only they know in their hearts.

"Yan'er, now that you have recovered, don't forget to pay a visit to thank Senior Ying Long and those highnesses. This is a courtesy."

"Yes, Dad, I see."

"One more thing, during the few days you were in the Star Realm, your guardian spirit lady led her army of ghosts and turned the orphanages and orphanages in the imperial capital upside down, offending them directly and indirectly. There are many big families in the imperial capital.

"Yesterday you said that you planned to be a waste, and they didn't bother to care about it, but now you're back to normal, I'm afraid it won't make sense if you don't give them an explanation."

"Dad, when did the orphanage in the imperial capital get involved with the big family, hasn't this always been an official matter of the Xia Kingdom?"

Ye Yan asked with a puzzled look.

In his impression, welfare institutions are the official domain, whether in this life or in the past, so he can rest assured that Sister Qingqing will find out those moths.

Although the official procedure was not followed, Miss Qingqing is an immortal, so she still has this privilege.

"Yan'er, do you know how much Xia's total fertility rate has exceeded?"

"How many?"

"Broken 5."

"Xiaguo is still relatively rare, and some places have already broken 10. With the recovery of spiritual energy, the physical fitness of human beings all over the world has generally increased significantly, and it has become easier to have children.

"The most important thing is whether it is the East or the West, many immortal gods who were seriously injured in the last era chose to sprinkle their blood seeds on the entire earth, sowing the hope of victory for the war in the next era."

"It's the same reason that people from Kyushu can be called descendants of Yanhuang."

"For example, the Ye family, the future head of the Ye family cannot be Qingcheng, but Wushuang, because she is the strongest among her peers in both bloodline and talent."

"Whether it's an Eastern family or a Western noble, only the blood is what unites a family. If there is an ordinary person who awakens the blood of the Ye family Xingtian, his only result is to be absorbed into the Ye family and given The surname of Xiaye, which is called a joint nationality among the aristocratic family."

"Since ancient times in the West, there has been a tradition that illegitimate children cannot inherit the family business, but nobles often turn the identity of illegitimate children into adopted children to ensure that the inheritance will not be cut off."

"As long as the country in the world has a stable society, it is now sparing no effort to vigorously develop its population. The most brutal method is to reward a sum of cash for giving birth to a child. The same is true for our Xia country."

"This has also spawned a gray industry. The purpose of many children is to receive the maternity fee [the children are thrown at the gate of welfare homes and orphanages after they are raised for a period of time.

Ye Linfeng sighed and continued.

"Dad, but the country should have acquiesced in this behavior, not only didn't prohibit it, but condoned it intentionally, right?"

"That's right, the advantage of the human race lies in fertility and inheritance. Otherwise, why would the gods leave the bloodline seeds to our human race? Any country in the world has a consensus that only a large enough population base can produce enough strong people."

"Whether it's childbirth expenses or the operating expenses of welfare homes and orphanages, they are all jointly funded by the Xia Kingdom officials and the major families and sects.

"And in this era of spiritual revival, it takes a lot of money for babies to grow up healthy enough to be able to awaken their blood."

"In addition, you have picked up Dike from an orphanage, a descendant of Dijiang, at this juncture, those families are very sensitive, and I have heard a lot of rumors these days.

"For example, they suspect that you can roughly tell a person's talent, and they raided the orphanages in the imperial capital to find more gifted children."

"Or if you want to open up a harem starting from dolls, children raised from an early age are more reassuring."

"Dad, what are these messy things? I really want to clean up the dirty places in the Imperial Orphanage."

"But your Miss Guardian Spirit's actions are even worse than that of the Prison Officer. If you shoot, you will either die or be injured, because it is so cruel!"

"Dad, sister Qingqing's previous experience made her eyes hard to tolerate. I admit that I had a lot of inconsiderations on this matter. I let sister Qingqing handle it without prior investigation. This is my responsibility." The problem."

Ye Yan couldn't help showing a wry smile when he heard the words, and admitted his mistake frankly.

"It's good to know the mistakes and correct them, so how do you plan to deal with this matter?"

Ye Linfeng asked with a satisfied smile on his face when he heard the words.

He also wanted to take advantage of this incident to test his only son. If he wanted to become one of the leaders of the human race in the future, force alone was not enough.

In addition to the Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon of the Xia Kingdom, there are too many noble bloodlines inherited from the previous era. Let alone the descendants of the three queens who are close at hand, they are existences that no one can ignore.

"Dad, what do you think of me taking this opportunity to hold a banquet and invite the major families of the imperial capital? It's right in these star palaces."

Ye Yan stretched out his hand, and the Hall of Stars suddenly appeared in his hand, and then asked.

"You want to stand up?"

"Dad, I just wanted to apologize and give them some bad news.

"Anyway, I'm still young, so it doesn't matter if I'm young and frivolous and occasionally make mistakes?"

Ye Yan asked innocently.

"And you can't let sister Qingqing come out to apologize, then she will lose face as a fairy."

He also knows that his behavior during this time is too arrogant and domineering in the eyes of others. The most important thing is that his current strength is too weak. Although there are Xiaojiu and Sister Qingqing standing behind him, it is not his Capital that can act recklessly.

Occasionally once or twice is fine, too much will only make other seniors disgusted.

In this world, only one's own strength is real, and everything else is illusion.

For example, if an immortal came to kill him in the wild, the only thing Sister Qingqing could do was to take him away, because he was too weak to bear the aftermath of the battle between immortals.

"Yes, you are still young, it doesn't matter if you make mistakes now, but when it's time to retreat, you still have to take a step back, I thought you."

"Dad, do you think I'm drifting away? How is this possible? From the beginning to the end, I just wanted to keep a low profile, but fate didn't give me this chance. I will stay in the devil for a while and go away."

"To be honest, this group of star palaces is not as important as Xiaojiu at all. If it weren't for me, Xiaojiu's strength wouldn't be absolutely guaranteed, and he would directly fall to the peak of the king.

Ye Yan said with a sad face.

Apart from the cheat of the system, Xiao Jiu is his biggest cheat, with only Xiao Jiu by his side, he doesn't have to worry about his personal safety at all.

"Cough cough cough!"

Hearing Ye Yan's words, everyone present couldn't help coughing violently, and fell directly to the peak of the king. Does this mean that the strength is not one?

"I'm serious. Don't you think that Xiao Jiu used all his strength when fighting with that senior Huang Zhan?"

"If it was just an ordinary dependent of the outer gods, how could Xiao Jiu leave a clone in advance? Even a true immortal in this world would not be able to kill Xiao Jiu, because one of the monsters that came this time has not yet grown up. The Outer God was born from the corpse of the Outer God."

Ye Yan said quietly.

"Why can Heaven allow new Outer Gods to be born? It's still in our world."

After being silent for a long time, Ye Linfeng asked in disbelief.

"Because this new Outer God was originally a native life born in this world, the reason why he became an Outer God is because he swallowed the remains of the Outer God."

"The way of heaven is fair, and the way of heaven must operate according to the rules of this world, so he can't make a move."

Xiao Jiu propped his chin and explained.

"I see."

"Sister Jiu, how strong were you before?"

"Invincible among immortals, unless it is an ancient power like Senior Ying Long, what restricts Xiao Jiu is the rules of this world, otherwise Xiao Jiu would have pierced through the false gods long ago."

"Xiao Jiu's strongest ability is life-saving ability, but unfortunately Xiao Jiu only has the last life left now."

The implication is that you had a lot of lives back then, it really is amazing!

"Xiao Jiu, if I had given that to you back then, would the ending be different now?"

"Master, Xiao Jiu was joking at the beginning. You don't need it now, but it doesn't mean you won't use it in the future. It belongs to you. If Xiao Jiu really eats it, there will be big problems."

"Besides, there is no medicine for regret in the world. Now this ending is not bad. At least Xiao Jiu has left a clone to accompany the master. Maybe my body will have a chance to come back in the future!"

Damn it! What kind of riddles are you playing!

"Xiao Wushuang, even if you stare at me like this, I won't say it, and I can't say it, you will know in the future."

There was a hint of a smile on the corner of Ye Yan's mouth, and he said maliciously.

"Brother, you are really bad!"

Ye Wushuang said angrily, she always likes to play charades, her appetite.

"By the way, do you know how the cat died? There is a reward for the correct answer.

Ye Yan suddenly said seriously.

"Cats like to eat fish. Could it be that the fishbone got stuck in their throat?"

Ye Wushuang's head lit up, and he hurriedly answered.

"Wushuang, are you here to be funny?"

"Sister, do you know?"

"have no idea."

"Light frost and light rain, how about you?"

"I'm sorry, brother Ye Yan, we couldn't think of it, are we too stupid?"

"Unless you are omniscient, there will always be knowledge in this world that we don't know. Light frost and light rain, be more confident. You see, Xiao Wushuang can even say the answer that the cat was strangled to death by a fishbone. You should tell her Learn how to thicken your skin."

"Brother, you you you!"

It seems that the old adage that curiosity killed the cat does not exist in this world!

"Xiaoyan, did cats like to climb trees, so they fell from the trees and died."

"Mom, your brain hole is as big as Wushuang."

Ye Yan said in a tactful tone.

Feng Panqing pursed her lips in dissatisfaction, she thought she was much smarter than Wushuang, an idiot daughter.

However, in Ye Yan's eyes, you are just a radius of eight taels!

Seeing that no one spoke back, Ye Yan recounted slowly:

"It is said that when cats appear in this world, they appear in this world as messengers from the underworld, so they are also called nine-life cats. The literal meaning is that they have nine lives, so cats always like to take the initiative to die , When encountering unknown things, I like to touch 050, and finally kill myself completely.

"So curiosity killed the cat?"

Xiao Jiu's eyes were shining brightly, and she said with a look of admiration.

"correct answer."

"Brother, you turned a corner and scolded me!"

"I am reminding you tactfully, don't ask what you shouldn't ask, and don't touch what you shouldn't know. Outer Gods are great existences who have mastered the laws and even some of them. It may be that just a name will attract them. their gaze."

Ye Wushuang:

"Yan'er, this sentence is enough to be passed down as a famous aphorism, and it is not an exaggeration to include it in any occult textbook."

"That's right, the master is really amazing. It's the first time Xiao Jiu heard this sentence, and don't you think there is a special charm in reading this sentence?"

"It seems to be the case."

A hint of intoxication flashed across Ye Qingcheng's beautiful eyes, and she said softly.

"I plan to stay in Shanghai honestly from now on, because I know that as long as the former Xiaojiu is there, as long as it is not the ancient forbidden land and the dangerous place, I can go to this world, but the current Xiaojiu can't." gone."

"So I won't risk my life, because there is only one life."

"Xiao Jiu answered correctly, what reward do you want?"

"Hee hee! Master, don't you know what reward Xiao Jiu wants?"

Xiao Jiu cast a wink at Ye Yan and said with a light smile.

Ye Yan subconsciously touched a certain part of his waist, only to feel a faint soreness.

He was really frightened by Xiao Jiu's madness last night.

This couple of dogs and men are feeding them dog food here again!

"Brother, I'm curious now, did you really help Xiaojiu in making this table of breakfast?"

Ye Qingcheng asked with a gloomy face.

"Of course, the master has helped Xiao Jiu a lot!"

Xiao Jiu affirmed with firm words.

Pooh! You crazy maid, do you think I'll believe what you say?

"Cough cough cough! Yan'er, your mother and I still have work, so we left first, but as someone who has been here, I must remind you that some things should be restrained, otherwise it will affect the speed of cultivation."

Ye Linfeng reminded with a dry cough, then dragged Feng Panqing, who wanted to continue the excitement, away in a hurry.

It's not like they didn't miss Ye Yan's hand on his waist just now, it's clearly a sign of weakness.

"Dad, I'm in good health!"

What Ye Yan just said was purely a conditioned reflex, and he has now recovered after a night.


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