In the Chinese restaurant, I want to make salted fish

Chapter 273

Frustration and surprise are so sudden!

“Why doesn’t the library allow slippers?” After handing Miao Xinxin 10 yuan, a classmate motioned him to ask three questions. He wanted to see how Miao Xinxin answered wisely.

Taking the 10 yuan from her classmates, Miao Xinxin quickly used her brain while looking for money to hand over biscuits to her classmates: “The reason why the library does not allow slippers is to prevent classmates from fighting when reading books and licking their fingers.”

Hearing Miao Xinxin’s serious answer, the students around who often like to flip books and lick their fingers shuddered, and the students who often flip books and lick their feet at the same time immediately became happy, but Miao Xinxin’s answer was still very interesting anyway.

“Very good, it’s very visual!” Hearing Miao Xinxin’s reply, Le Yi squatted in the corner and pulled out some melon seeds from nowhere, giving Lao Hu some while smashing the melon seeds in secret.

“What made you shocked by your ignorance?” the classmate asked again.

Miao Xinxin replied:”When I was a child, I had to write a pen name when writing essays, and I always wrote [Chinese Drawing Pencil].” Hearing this answer, the surrounding classmates burst into laughter again.

“How to respond to the sentence [The human eye has 576 million pixels, but it can’t understand the human heart after all]?” Seeing that Miao Xinxin was so proficient in answering her two questions in a row, the classmate finally thought of the good news she saw on Weibo today. sentence.

Hearing this sentence, Miao Xinxin replied without hesitation: “You still have 10 billion brain cells in your head, but you are thinking about unnutritious questions.”

Hearing Miao Xinxin’s pun and humorous answer, the surrounding classmates couldn’t stop laughing, and for a moment they realized that this woman was very strong, and the questions she answered could be a joke.

Next, many classmates came one after another, and a series of strange questions were thrown at Miao Xinxin.

Some questions are shameless, such as: “My girlfriend is pregnant after breaking up with her ex-boyfriend, what should I do?”

Miao Xinxin replied solemnly: “Whoever pollutes, whoever controls. Whoever develops, whoever protects.”

As soon as the answer came out, it made people feel very dirty. No one thought that this was actually said from a girl’s mouth. It made people think that Miao Xinxin was an old driver, but after thinking about it, it made sense.

Another example is a girl who asked Miao Xinxin in confusion: “Didn’t you say you can find a boyfriend after going to college? Why didn’t I find a boyfriend!”

“Uh~ I guess your boyfriend didn’t pass the test!”

“God TM didn’t pass the exam!!” Hearing Miao Xinxin’s answer, the surrounding classmates laughed and suddenly felt that this answer was strange enough.

However, when the female classmate heard Miao Xinxin’s answer, she felt better in her heart because she found it interesting.

Some people asked about some famous words that Le Yi once said, and because he was attacked by these words every day, he wanted to ask how to break them: “Brother Yi once said a famous saying, you can never wake up a person who pretends to be asleep. , how does this sentence break?”

Hearing Miao Xinxin’s words, Lao Hu and Miao Xinxin suddenly squinted to Leyi, but Leyi was shocked at this moment:

Did I ever say this?

Miao Xinxin smiled secretly after looking at Leyi, and then she replied to the classmate: “You can never wake up a person who pretends to be asleep! This sentence does not exist for the courier brother!”

As soon as Miao Xinxin’s answer came out, the girl who often shopped for a certain treasure immediately became happy.

Every time something bought by a certain treasure arrives, they can run downstairs excitedly wearing pajamas in winter, which is more diligent than seeing their crush.

I have to say that by answering one by one, the surrounding classmates and Le Yi finally realized that this beauty, Miao Xinxin, is very witty.

Witty yet elegant, it can make everyone laugh again and again. How attractive is such a capable woman. Before she knew it, she had become the goddess of the male classmates around her, and the confidant sister of the female classmates.

And now Miao Xinxin, who is regarded as a charming sister by everyone, is unknown that all she can think of now is Leyi.

She had sworn that she would never let such a good talent as Leyi not be buried. Every time Leyi said that she would not join the entertainment industry, Miao Xinxin felt a sense of loss like losing the most precious gift.

So now she is desperately turning her head and trying to answer the answers in a more humorous and interesting way, so as to attract more students to ask her questions.

At the beginning, Miao Xinxin was really shocking and interesting, but when she answered 50 questions, that is, sold 50 sesame seeds, everyone saw that she was very tired and needed to think about answering the questions.

Although it does not take more than 30 seconds to think about the problem. But time is running out, Miao Xinxin must now sell a sesame seed in one minute.

An hour and a half later, Miao Xinxin answered 80 questions. At this moment, everyone heard that Miao Xinxin’s throat started to become hoarse due to long time talking and answering questions…

Occasionally it takes more than 40 seconds to think about a question, which obviously makes it less fun to answer.

Some classmates wanted Miao Xinxin to rest for a while. After all, in their opinion, Miao Xinxin was already very good at answering so many questions in one breath, while Miao Xinxin waved her hand and said in a hoarse voice that she would come again if she had nothing to do.

In fact, when Miao Xinxin was in college, she learned some small speaking skills for broadcast hosts. This technique is roughly to make herself speak in a low voice, try to breathe through the chest and abdomen to make the sound, so as to keep talking for a long time without being hoarse the trick.

But now, because Miao Xinxin always needs to think about the problem, she doesn’t have time to worry about anything else. This also caused her to answer questions at her throat, and her voice became hoarse very quickly.

Seeing the time passing by, Miao Xinxin thought that the time for the problem was getting longer, her voice was hoarse like a duck being trampled on her neck, and Le Yi quietly handed Miao Xinxin a bottle of water and motioned her to take two sips. I don’t even have time to drink.

And Miao Xinxin waved her hand, indicating that she was running out of time. Just now, Lao Hu reminded her that there were only five minutes left, and she still had five questions to answer.When two more questions were asked, Miao Xinxin thought about it for 3 minutes before answering the two questions. When another classmate finally came up, she was about to ask Miao Xinxin a question: “Cough, cough, cough~~~ ”

Suddenly, Miao Xinxin coughed violently. It was obvious that her throat was so dry that she couldn’t take it anymore. At this moment, her face turned red because of the cough. Seeing Miao Xinxin like this, the classmate was so frightened that she didn’t dare to ask 4.0.

“No…cough cough…No…I’m fine. Cough…you ask!” Seeing that the classmate was frightened by her cough, Miao Xinxin hurriedly said to the classmate while coughing.

The next second, she suddenly heard a voice that fell to the bottom: “Miao Xinxin, two hours are up!”

Hearing Lao Hu’s announcement, Miao Xinxin’s tears of grievance almost came out in an instant. In her life, it is estimated that this is the most aggrieved thing she has encountered. Thinking about it, there are only three biscuits…

But the next moment she suddenly heard Old Hu say, “Congratulations Miao Xinxin, you sold out 100 sesame seeds within 2 hours, you have won!”

…. ….

“What did you say?” Hearing the old nonsense, Miao Xinxin said to the old nonsense in a hoarse accent.