strokinit Chapter 157
Chapter 157
villa
“I wanted to buy sweet-scented osmanthus and wine, but it was a pity that my old friend was so fat!”
“Shadow (×) scenery 彡 (√）”
“The domesticated life of gods!”.
“……”
Seeing the prominent barrage in the live broadcast room, Luo Chen couldn’t help laughing.
These people really know how to play~
Poor Yingbao~
It’s so miserable!
In order to prevent Ying Bao from being alone, Luo Chen decided to send Chuan Hu inside as well.
So he said directly
“Okay, that’s it for the unfair comments about Balzebul.”
“Next, there is the unseemly review of the Yao Shenzi, the descendant of the Thunder God!”
…
Castle tower.
Hearing this, Ying could not help but breathe a sigh of relief.
Her ordeal was finally over.
But thinking of the next scene, she suddenly became excited
“Son of God, it’s your turn this time~”
“Hum~”
Hearing this, the smile on Tan Hu’s face froze.
Damn~ she was too happy before.
How could she forget that there was such a thing?
Thinking of Ying’s previous outrageous operation, she suddenly felt a little unhappy. Wonderful.
Could it be that she, Miss Fox, made some inappropriate comments?
Noticing Shenzi’s uneasy expression, Ying suddenly became satisfied.
Then he looked at the light curtain with an expectant look on his face.
She wanted to see what she was doing. What kind of inappropriate comments did a friend make?
On the side, Yingmei and Paimon, two melon-eating people, did the same.
But it has nothing to do with them!
Just watch the whole process of having fun and eating melons~
And it’s the kind of melon-eating on the spot~
It’s so exciting!~
At the same time, other people in the chat group also looked over.
…… villa.
Luo Chen said with a smile at this time
“The first item of inappropriate comment – crumbs!”
“This aspect has also been mentioned in previous reviews!”
“Among them, she and Ying are both called the two people that Teyvat despises the most.”
“That’s Yingying and Fox!”
“But the ‘crumbs’ of these two people are a little different.”
“Ying’s ‘crumbs’ are the kind that tend to improve one’s self.”
“For example, the classic”I am Kamisato Ayaka’s dog”】！”
“But Yae Kamiko’s ‘chi’ is the kind that tends to tease people.”
“For example, the video played earlier!”
“I think through this, you should be able to understand a little bit.”
Hearing this, everyone in the chat group also nodded secretly.
Isn’t it right?
General Leiden is staying in the pure land.
He was seduced by this fox with three-color dumplings, dumpling milk, and light novels..
Then she was domesticated into a chubby otaku~
She was teased so badly~
At this time, Luo Chen continued
“But just from this point of view, you may not have a thorough understanding of this fox.”
“Next, let me give a few more examples!”
“Example 1: Stealing royalties from Travelers and Paimon in disguised form~”
“In the original future, Ying and Paimon wrote a novel”The Traveler’s Bizarre Adventure” in Yae Hall in order to help Yae Shenzi.》”
“The novel did very well and received a lot of royalties!”
“And later, because of an incident, Shenzi seduced travelers and Paimon to invite her to dinner”
“The two naturally agreed”
“But the fox actually picked the most expensive point!”
“For example, the fish near Qinglai Island, and the fine wine that even she is usually reluctant to drink.”
“When asked,”Aren’t you worried about not being able to pay the bills?”, she smiled and said that she still has a lot of royalties.~”
“Now, Yingmei and Paimon understood instantly!”
“I bet this fox’s original purpose was to earn their royalties!”
……
Rice Wife, Castle Tower
“What?”
“Use royalties to treat guests?”
“Or the most expensive?”
Yingmei was dumbfounded when she heard Guang Mu’s words.
She thought she was a melon-eater.
She never expected that the melon-eater would actually eat it on her body!
Thinking of the fact that the royalties for her hard-working novels were being deducted, Yingmei was heartbroken.
So she looked at Shenzi angrily.
“I said Son of God, I and Paimon kindly invited you to dinner, but this is how you treat us?”
“That’s it!”
“It’s the same as that guy Zhongli!”
Paimon put his hands on his hips and looked dissatisfied.
After all, it was all their hard-earned money!
Seeing this, Danfox didn’t look panic at all.
He only waved his hands with a sly smile.
“Hey, you misunderstood me~”
“In this continent of Teyvat, there are very few people who can be treated by famous travelers to dinner.”
“Either the Wind God or a big shot like Iwa God!”
“It’s rare to have a little person like me~”
“If the order is too low, wouldn’t it lower the level of you two?”
“Besides, we are all friends, so it’s not normal to treat me to an expensive meal~”
Yingmei:”……”
Paimon:”……”
They knew this was sophistry, but they didn’t know how to refute it.
As for friends…
With a guy who orders expensive food like this, they will probably go bankrupt sooner or later.
“Forget it, forget about the original future.”
“But you can no longer deduct the royalties agreed upon earlier!”
Yingmei said helplessly
“rest assured~”
“You are the great hero who saved our rice wife~”
“How could I deduct your royalties?~！”
The fox said with a smile.
After hearing this, Yingmei and Paimon looked at each other and became skeptical.
It turns out that in the future, they really saved Ina Wife!
Under such circumstances, this fox dared to dunk!
Not to mention now!
The two decided to keep a close eye on him from behind!
Don’t be fooled by this fox again!
……
【Extraordinary chat group】
【Dadalia: Hahaha, it turns out I’m not the only one who uses it as a wallet, travelers have done it too!】
【Yingmei: Huh, luckily my wallet is not in jail! (dog head. expression)】
【Dadalia:……】
【Alice: By the way, do you feel that this wave of operations is familiar? (dog head. expression)】
【Nacida: Familiar? Huh? It seems that Senior Barbatos and Senior Morax were like this before!】
【Funina: Be confident! Get rid of”as if”!】
【Paimon: That’s right! One of these two guys wanted to treat us without paying, and the other wanted to treat us without any money. Both of them had their own wishful thinking!】
【Yae Shenzi: Oh, oh, oh, oh, they are the ones who led this little fox into evil!】
【Hutao: Hey, my family is unlucky! Warning to all the children and adults in front of the light curtain, please do not learn the operations of these two old climbers.~】
【Shadow: One more thing! Never invite these two people to dinner easily!】
【Tvarin: Oh, shame on you, don’t say I know Barbatos!】
【Ruotuo Dragon King: Me too!】
【Wendy: Hey~】
【Zhongli:……】
…… villa.
Luochen smiled and then continued
“Let’s continue!”
“Example 2: A battle with Arataki!”
“One day, Arataki Ito went to a food stall after his salary was paid, ready to eat something delicious.”
“But I never thought that the position I wanted would be taken by the Son of God!”
“So the two started a verbal dispute!”
“Then it turned into a competition!”
“One of the two parties chooses the format of the game, and the other decides the specific content.”
“In the end, Arataki Yito chose the ‘Big Stomach King’ competition!”
“And Shenzi chose fox ramen!”
“Now comes the problem!”
“You know, fox ramen has fried tofu!”
“But Arataki Ito is allergic to beans!”
“As for the final result, Arataki won the fight!”
“But he didn’t win either!”
“Because he stayed in bed for more than a month because of this!”
……
【Extraordinary chat group】
【Barbara: By the way, Ms. Kamiko should know that she is allergic to beans, right?】
【Gan Yu: Be more confident and remove the”should”!】
【Yingmei: Okay, this is very divine! (dog head. expression)】
【Arataki Ito: What about allergies? So what if I lie down for a month? I beat that fox woman! (Proud.jpg)】
【Kuki Shinobu: Boss, don’t you see? Miyaji-sama’s goal is not to win or lose, she just wants you to lie in bed… (face covering.jpg)】
【Arataki Yidou: What? ? ?】
【Yae Kamiko: Hey, A-nin is joking, how could I do that?~】
【Skirmisher: Haha~】
【Kujo Sora: Although Mr. Gongji’s methods are somewhat imperfect, the results are good! At least Inazuma City has been quiet for a month!】
【Arataki Yidou: Hey, hey, nine tengu, what do you mean? Are you saying that I am noisy? Do you have the ability to try sumo wrestling with me on the street?】
【Kujo Sora: Boring!】
【Kuki Shinobu: Ahem, the boss is a bit stubborn, don’t mind me, just continue to look at the light curtain and listen to Mr. Gongji’s inappropriate comments!】
【……】
…… villa.
Luo Chen continued to speak at this time.
“Example 3: Miss Hina!”
“People from other countries may not be familiar with this person, but most people from Inazuma know it!”
“The reputation of this wife in Daozhu is similar to that of Barbara in Mondstadt and Yun Jin in Liyue!”
“As for the relationship between Yae Shenzi and this person……”
“Here’s the thing!”
“There is a question and answer column in”Xianshi Monthly” published by Yaedo”
“Readers often send letters asking about various worries.”
“The person who helped solve these troubles was none other than General Goro of the Kaiji Island Resistance Army!”
“Because of his understanding and helpfulness, he is unanimously praised by all readers.”
“Later, when the fox saw this, he secretly changed the sender Wulang to [Xina】”
“Although Yaedo editors have concealed this person’s name, gender and other information,”
“But because of the other party’s gentle reply, all readers thought that Sheena was a gentle and kind big sister.”
“This is the origin of [Miss Xina]!”
“After that, just like Barbara, I slowly started to have a support group.”
“There is even a leaflet like this”
“【The most intimate sister in Teyvat. She is gentle and beautiful. She answers all your questions and solves your problems wholeheartedly.】”
“Since then, [Miss Hina] has slowly become popular in Inazuma and has become extremely popular!”
“Among them, Arataki Ito is also one of them!”
“Even at one time, even if the budget for holding the festival was very tight, enough publicity expenses had to be left for [Miss Xina]”
“It shows how much he loves [Miss Xina]!”
“If it was just like this, that would be it, but later Shenzi started to make evil plans again”
“One day in the original future, she directly revealed Miss Xina’s official image!”
“But it’s not Goro, it’s Goro dressed as a woman!”
“Yes, it is like that!”
Said, Luo Chen posted two photos in the live broadcast room.
One is Wu Lang, and the other is the women’s version of Wu Lang!
……
Hearing this, everyone took a deep breath.
If the first two are still within the normal range, then this one is completely beyond the standard!
[Miss Xina] who was directly transformed into a woman by a man!
It was even recognized by the people of Inazuma!
Good guy!
This operation is 6!
It would be okay if the people of Inazuma don’t know the truth.
You will also feel that Miss Xina is exactly the same as your ideal kind-hearted big sister!
But once they find out… many people are inexplicably looking forward to the reaction of those rice wives.
At this time, Dao’s wife and everyone were stunned.
As Light Screen said, Miss Xina has a great reputation in Inazuma.
They’ve all heard it more or less.
Even under the influence of the support club, everyone who knows about it thinks that Miss Xina is a kind-hearted big sister.
But now you tell me that she is not the eldest sister, but actually a man? ?
Is this… this joke too big?
【General chat group】
【Nobuhiro: Isn’t Miss Hina a kind big sister? How could it be a man? (Shocked.jpg)】
【Koji: Impossible, absolutely impossible! How could a man respond so gently? (confused.jpg)】
【Youxiang: Ah, it must be because I haven’t slept well yet.���Yicai had a fantasy, it must be like this!】
【Nishiguchi: Woohoo, my Miss Hina, my dream is broken!】
【……】
Seeing the reaction of Dao Wife in the group, people from other countries became happy one by one.
【Lawrence: Hahaha, before you see her in person, you start to think she is the eldest sister! It turned out to be a big oolong!】
【Tian Tiezui: That Eighth Palace Secretary is really a wonderful person! (Can’t laugh or cry.jpg)】
【Dina Zedei: Hey, I’m afraid those readers will be disillusioned now.】
【Albert: Humph! If it fails like this, it means their will is not good enough!】
【Albert: What’s wrong with the man? Can’t the man be Miss Xina? I’m so angry, when can a man stand up?】
【Albert: Superficial!】
【Erin: 6!】
【Master Mao: 6!】
【Zheping: 6!】
【Liben: 6!】
【……】
Seeing Albert’s speech, everyone in the chat group took a breath.
I thought this was just Miss Barbara’s ultimate fan and stalker!
I didn’t expect there was such an opinion!
This is to make the rice wife welcome the man!
A capital 6!
The rice wife was even more speechless.
……
Inazuma, Arataki faction
“What?”
“Miss Hina is… is it Goro? male?”
After hearing this, Arataki Yito’s eyes widened.
Is this joke too big?
This huge contrast made him completely unable to accept it for a while. He just stayed there for a while.
Thinking of this Even in the most difficult time, he had to keep money to promote Miss Hina.
Arataki collapsed.
He knelt on the ground and cried.
“Ah, my uncle’s money~！”
“Woohoo, my dear Miss Xina, Miss Xina……”
“Damn fox woman, it’s all your fault!”
“Woo woo woo……”
On the side, Kuki Shinobi looked at his boss crying and couldn’t help but sigh.
Trouble~
This time I’m afraid it will be a bigger blow than the last time I ate fox ramen!
After all, one is physical and the other is psychological!
Physical illness is easy to cure, but mental illness is difficult to treat~
It’s impossible to invite that Miss Xina over, right?
Let’s not mention whether we can invite him or not. Even if we do invite him, it may be a cure or death~
Let the boss handle it himself!
……
Rice Wife, Coral Palace
“Wha…what?”
“I…I am Miss Xina?”
After hearing the words in the light curtain, Wulang was dumbfounded.
He had heard of this name.
But he never thought it would be him!
Thinking that it was Tan Fox who was responsible, he looked sad and angry.
“Damn it, damn it!”
“That woman is so hateful!”
Besides, Coral Palace Xinhai couldn’t help laughing at this time.
She turned the good Goro into the beloved Miss Xina.
The thoughts and methods of the eighth-level palace minister were really wonderful!
Thinking of this, she took another two glances The picture in the eye screen.
Looking at it, the ornamental fish burst out laughing.
“Hee hee, Goro, you look pretty good in women’s clothing.~！”
“No wonder Miss Sheena is so popular!”
“By the way, how about you do this in the future?”
Goro:”？？？”.