I Am Bound To The System Of Making Troubles And Cultivating Immortals

Chapter 508: Escape Plan

After Duan Feng finished listening, his body froze, then he let go of his son's ear and coughed;

"That... well, he is indeed our human cultivator, you can believe it..."

Seeing the huge contrast between Duan Feng's front and back, the surrounding human cultivators couldn't help being a little curious about what the last half of the sentence was.

But Duan Feng refused to say anything, but relying on the character he had accumulated recently, the human cultivators were still willing to believe him, so they didn't ask any more questions.

But Duan Feng found his son Duan Lei quietly later, and said faintly;

"I didn't expect him to even tell you about this, Lei Er, you should have forgotten what he said to you, right?"

Duan Lei blurted out without thinking;

"Father, I don't have dementia, how could I forget so quickly..."

Seeing his father's increasingly cold eyes, Duan Feng said again;

"Forget, forget, forget everything."

He deliberately amplified his voice so that everyone around him could hear this sentence, and then said in a low voice;

"Father, don't worry, I will definitely not tell anyone else that you asked him for advice on how to get the Great Elder Chun of Biyun Palace."

"In the end, you drank to build up your courage. Because you were too drunk, you found the wrong person and had sex with a man named Ru Hua."

"By the way, the name Ruhua sounds pretty nice, and she must be a beauty too. Father, why are you hiding it?"

"Father, you have been widowed for many years since my mother passed away. In fact, I really don't mind having a stepmother. My son sincerely hopes that you will be happy."

"Eh? Father, why do you look so bad? Did I say something wrong?"

I saw that Duan Feng's face was so gloomy that he was about to drip water, while a group of people around him were all holding back their laughter.

"My dear Lei'er! Did you forget to use sound transmission?!"

Duan Lei quickly covered his mouth when he heard his father trying to suppress his anger;

"Ah... Father, I'm sorry, I really forgot just now..."

I really don't blame Duan Lei, I just ate a melon as big as my father, and I got a little excited while talking.

I only remember which words should be spoken loudly and which words should be whispered, but I forgot to use the sound transmission technique.

After all, there are practitioners all around, no matter how small the voice is, as long as the sound transmission technique is not used, it will be clearly heard.

One last thing, Duan Lei is not clear about the name Ruhua.

Because this Ruhua girl is considered a senior in the world of cultivating immortals, not of the same age, it is normal for Duan Lei, a younger generation, to be unclear.

In the past few decades, this flowery girl was the frightening "female nun mudslide".

Why do you say that?

Because Ruhua's appearance is really special.

Wearing flowers on her head, with a big face, blush on both cheeks, and stubble all over her face.

Whether you look at it from a distance, at first glance or at a closer look, you are a standard hunk.

More importantly, she always picks her nostrils with her little finger whenever she is on stage.

With such a disparity in the ratio of male to female cultivators, this girl like a flower has been able to "be alone" for hundreds of years.

But all of this was broken because of Duan Feng's drunkenness that night...

That day was like this, before Wang Liang used the old method again and said to Duan Feng;

"Elder Chunda has admired you for a long time." This kind of words made Duan Feng lead the Duan family to join the joint army.

Who would have imagined that Duan Feng was particularly concerned about this matter, pestering Wang Liang for several days, asking him when he could spend some time alone with Elder Chunda.

So Wang Liang taught him;

"Men should take the initiative and be brave. If you don't confess your love, are you going to wait for the woman to find her?"

Don't look at Duan Feng as a Jindan cultivator, but when it comes to this kind of thing, he becomes timid instead.

So Wang Liang taught him to drink for courage.

Then Duan Feng went to Elder Chunda to confess his love on a dark and windy night, but because he was too dizzy from drinking, he went to the wrong room and admitted to the wrong person.

And all of this, Wang Liang, who made the plan, has seen it.

It's just that at that time, it's really hard to stop it, so I can only let it develop...

Duan Feng can still clearly remember the regret when he woke up the next day after that night.

As a result, when Ruhua woke up, she punched him first instead.

Duan Feng was stunned; "Why did you hit me?"

Ruhua; "Why? Because you should fight! You ruined my reputation of innocence that has been maintained for hundreds of years. How can I see people in the future? I'll just die and forget about me."

Duan Feng: "I have no objection."

Ru Hua: "Of course you agreed. You want to die with me and be a pair of mandarin ducks with the same fate? Pooh! I haven't agreed to accept your love yet."

Duan Feng was very helpless; "Sister Ruhua, you made a mistake. In fact, I respect you as much as my mother."

Ruhua; "What? You actually fell in love with your old mother? Such a rebellious and unconscionable thing...is really exciting!"

Duan Feng; "Huh?"

Ru Hua pounced and pulled; "Come on, come on, come on again, I've never tried something so exciting..."

Duan Feng was so frightened that he quickly pushed; "Sister Ruhua, what are you doing..."

Ru Hua lay down on the ground, continuing to ramble on her body;

"Stop talking, come on, don't pity me because I'm Jiaohua, work harder!"

Duan Feng's scalp went numb for a while, and finally he was stunned like a flower, so he escaped...

It's been a long time since this incident, Duan Feng wanted to treat it as a nightmare, so it passed away.

Unexpectedly, today, it was spread from the mouth of the son, and everyone knew about it.

Soon, crackling sounds and Duan Lei's miserable howling sounded in the secret realm.

...

Wang Liang, who had already dominated Duma's body and returned to the palace, didn't know that Duan Lei was beaten because of him.

As soon as the time for the parasitism was up, he came out of Duma's body...in a very serious way.

Sitting at the table, drinking tea and thinking;

"Looking at it now, everything is in my plan, but the only thing is that there are so many human cultivators, it is difficult for me to escape with them."

"And I can't take them into my war pet space, otherwise my many secrets will be known to all race cultivators."

"The gourd magic weapon of Star Clan that can hold living people is not bad. Last time we confiscated five of them, each of which can hold up to a thousand people."

"Except for those traitors, there are still hundreds of thousands of human cultivators left, which is far from enough."

"For the current plan, we can only let them cooperate with me first, so that Star Clan can relax their vigilance against them."

"Then I'll think of a way to get more gourd instruments of that kind, at least to take in all the cultivators under Yuanying."

"Finally find an appropriate time to make some noise to attract all Star Clan's attention, and then run away!"

"I hope it works..."