strokinit Chapter 271
Chapter 271
After the tactical meeting.
The team members had a simple lunch, rested for about an hour,
and then took their belongings and boarded the bus to Hongkou Football Stadium!
1:50 p.m.!
Two all-star buses drove into Hongkou Football Stadium almost simultaneously!
The atmosphere of the entire Hongkou football stadium exploded to the extreme!
35,000 seats and 47 VIP boxes, packed seats!
There are also a large number of fans watching from outside the stadium!
Tickets that were originally priced at as low as 200 yuan had been swept away a week ago.
The scalper directly doubled the minimum 200 tickets, tenfold!
And the tickets for the better grandstand area even soared to 6,000!
VIP boxes can only be purchased by fans who have a record of purchasing card packages for more than five years, and the price has soared to 10,000!
But even so, tickets for this charity match are still hard to find!
This is also a Dragon Country fan, it is rare to see so many superstars playing football on your doorstep!
Ronaldo! Zidane!
That’s the greatest star in the hearts of a generation of fans!
What’s more, in this charity match, there is also their favorite super star of the Dragon Kingdom – Su Yiming!
I used to only watch Su Yiming play football on TV and on the Internet!
Today, I finally have the opportunity to watch Su Yiming’s violent aesthetics kill all sides on the spot!
Are Dragon Kingdom fans bad money?
No!
Dragon Kingdom fans are bad!
Now, the opportunity to make the fans of the Dragon Kingdom cool has finally arrived!
The eyes of the whole country are focused on Hongkou Stadium!
At this point
, the players entering the locker room began to change their jerseys and shoes, ready to start the warm-up performance!
“Dear audience friends!”
“Welcome to the 7th edition of Anti-Hunger, All-Star Charity Football Game!”
“I’m your old friend, Andy!”
In the commentary
room, Andy said excitedly:
“At this moment, I am in the commentary room of Shencheng Hongkou Football Stadium in Longguo, explaining this game that has crossed centuries for everyone on the spot!”
“This competition has also attracted nearly 100 mainstream media around the world!”
“Now all the commentary rooms in Hongkou Stadium are occupied!”
“And all our broadcast fees are donated to anti-hunger charities free of charge!”
“It’s also worth mentioning that my old partner, Manchester City fans’ favourite Manchester United star Gary Neville, was also invited to this charity match!”
“Therefore, we temporarily invited a veteran commentator who is very important in the hearts of Dragon Country fans!”
“He is, the most famous stream-of-consciousness interpreter master of the Dragon Kingdom-Han Qiao!”
The famous commentator Han Qiao, with an instant translation headset, waved towards the camera lens with a red light
, “Hello everyone, the Mid-Autumn Festival has just passed, I am here to greet you in the old age, I wish you a happy old age!”
Han Qiao’s words are translated synchronously through the instant translator
, and they are also displayed in the form of subtitles under the teleprompter and TV screen,
… Andy was directly dumbfounded!
Every English letter translated in real time Andy knows, but it can be connected together, Andy can’t understand it at all! I don’t understand!
Andy couldn’t help but exclaim in his heart: Sure enough, he is worthy of being the stream-of-consciousness interpretation master of the Dragon Kingdom!
The first sentence of the opening statement is such a stream of consciousness!
What is stream of consciousness?
Simply put, although what he said is not right, you can understand what he means!
Nothing more than a polite opening greeting!
As for how to greet, it doesn’t matter, anyway, everyone understands that this is a greeting!
This is the stream-of-consciousness interpretation – you know I’m wrong, but you know what I mean.
Although this stream-of-consciousness explanation is very similar to “slip
of the tongue”, the slip of the tongue is only once, but the
stream of consciousness is always flowing!
Every sentence is wrong, but you know what it means!
Andy quickly sat down and said respectfully, “Thank you Teacher Han Qiao for your blessing!” Then this All-Star Charity Game is about to begin! The atmosphere is very lively!
Han Qiao said, “Yes, the scene is really noisy with gongs and drums, and firecrackers are sounding in unison!” ”
Andy: ???
Where are the gongs and drums? Where are the firecrackers?
Oh! Another stream-of-consciousness commentary!
My God! Every sentence is a stream of consciousness, who can keep up with the rhythm!
It seems that this time I have met a master!
I can’t be pushed!
Andy took a deep breath, “Okay, then now, the players on both sides are waiting in the tunnel to play!” The warm-up session on both sides is about to begin!
“We can see through the camera lenses that the leaders of the two teams are Ronaldo and Zinedine Zidane!”
“Ronaldo in a white shirt!”
“Zidane in a blue shirt!”
Han Qiao said: “We see that these two legendary superstars are also very old, and they are drinking and chatting happily in front of the camera. ”
Andy: … Still can’t keep up!
Now!
In the player tunnel.
“Wow! Beckham, you’re here too!
“Haha, Kaka! Nice to see you!
“Kahn, I’m going to get in with you this time!”
“Pirlo, long time no see!”
“Ah! Nedved!
“Rijkaard!”
“Haha! Wild boar! You’re here too! ”
The stars of Ronaldo Friends and Zidane Friends hugged and high-fived each other and the atmosphere was very harmonious.
Henry said with a smile: “I think that among us, apart from Zidane and Ronaldo, Beckham is the most popular, right?” Beckham
hurriedly waved his hand, “Where, when I got off the plane yesterday, there were only a hundred and ten fans chasing me to sign, and they were all women, and the ones who chased Gary to sign were thousands of fierce men!” ”
The stars next to me were all amazed!
“Gary! I didn’t expect your popularity to be so high in the Dragon Kingdom!
“Gary, how the hell did you do that!”
Gary Neville smiled lightly, “All I can say is… Dragon Kingdom fans, recognize the goods!
As soon as the words fell,
a large hand landed on Gary Neville’s shoulder.
Gary Neville looked back and the whole person was stupid!
Su Yiming!
It turned out to be Su Yiming!
Su Yiming said with a smile: “Gary, hello.” ”
Gary was stunned!
He came across the ocean to participate in the charity tournament just to get rid of Su Yiming’s shadow!
As a result, the shadows are now closer!
Gary’s whole body was shaking!
I heard Su Yiming laugh and say: “Gary, I like to watch your explanation, especially the last retention link, it is really wonderful.”
Gary covered his face, “Sue, don’t say it, ask for a face!”
Su Yiming smiled and said: “I feel very honored to be able to play with Gary, the favorite teacher of Manchester City fans.
Gary was on the verge of crying, “I too… It’s an honor! ”
Su Yiming is against Ronaldo’s friends!
And Gary Neville is Zidane’s Friends!
This means…
Gary saw that Chiellini on the other side was smiling at him.
It’s over,
it’s going to be fucked!
Wait a minute!
Why should I be afraid of being by Su Yiming?
I’m Gary Neville!
I can’t be fucked!
When pigs fly!
Gary Neville added a BUFF to himself.